F.A.R.T.

Fathers Against Rude Television

Popularized on Futurama

We Are F.A.R.T. Members And We Demand Access

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

F.A.M.

F.A.M. is an acronym meaning Family Above Money. One who is especially true or close to their FAM. Without the FAM shits not good.

"F.A.M. Ain't No Punk Shit Nigga, It's Strength At It's Finest."

by gabriel2o9 February 10, 2010

F.E.B.

Full English Breakfast

English cuisine at its best. Must include kippers, smoked haddock, bacon, sausage, fried egg, fried tomatoes, mushroom, black pudding, toast, orange marmelade and copious amounts of breakfast tea. Not to be confused with Breakfast of Champignons

A f.e.b. sets you up for the day

by Peter N Carr October 1, 2006

F Holes

All violins, violas, cellos and double basses have 2 holes either side of their bridge. These are, in fact, the instruments 'pair' of vaginas.

Dude, what are f holes?

F holes are it's pair of vaginas. That's how string instrumets mate. Endpin > either of the vaginas.

by dstark March 15, 2010

F.I.O.

The definition for F.I.O. is Fart It Off. First known use in 1963 in Colorado. When a situation emerges over which you have little reasonable control just Fart It Off.

When my boss decided to chew my butt today for no good reason I decided to just F.I.O. and do my job.

by Bill Mahan May 25, 2008

F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

Song by Fall of troy, The name stands for Fuck Condoms Pre- Marital Sex Is The Shit Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant

I just heard that song F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

by ICUP666 April 10, 2008

F.U.P.A. Fuck

F.U.P.A. Fucking is like tittie fucking but instead of putting your hog between a chick's sweet rack you put it between the flabby rolls of her F.U.P.A and then go to town.

CJ: "Look Dan is trying to work another fat chick."
Marvalous: "Wow he must really love to F.U.P.A. fuck cause that chick is Orca fat."

by CJ & Marvalous December 13, 2006