Urban Exploration

Like hiking, but in other people's buildings. Most urban adventures take place in derelict buildings, but also includes any location you can access without forcing entry.

Remember a joint and a camera to celebrate reaching the summit of your local really tall building.

Probably started by students living in halls in really big old universities who liked to explore all the tunnels and hatchs. Has even been featured on shows like Buffy and X-Files, firmly locating it in the "not cool, but fun" section of modern culture.

When urban exploring you should carry ID and consider if you have any suspicious articles on you, even a penknife can constitute a weapon if you manage to really make a dick out of yourself.

by dj_monged August 28, 2004

dog faced straw explosion

exchanging bodily fluid between a dog or a cat. use the straw to suck up vagina juice or semen from your pet. take the sraw filled with the contents and proceed to take a huge breath and with all your might blow blow blow it on your dogs face to see him get scared from the allmighty "blow"

"woah dude this weekend i did a dog faced straw explosion. and my granma walked in on me!" it sucked man

by petwars biffle December 28, 2007

Dora The Explorer

A idiotic brat called Dora who is blind and deaf and nearly falls into a fucking volcano every episode. Dora is a fucking asshole and slob, and she always has to ride on EVERYTHING near her. She's a fat idiotic slob who eats shit and piss and dumps shit all over Swiper for no reason. The map and backpack are ANNOYING AS FUCK. Boots is a fucking homosexual monkey who makes gay sounds whenever he is happy, and always has to ride on DORA, or some unicorn. He is the biggest FUCKING ASSHOLE I have EVER seen.

Dora the explorer is on

Dora: Where are we going?
Map: Dildo Island, weed farm, genitalia gumtrees, THE GIANT BOOBS!
Dora: We're on the dildo island and I am such a fucking asshole and too dumb to swim so I am gonna ride the baby dolphin
Baby dolphin: GET YOUR SHIT COVERED HAIRY ASS AWAY FROM ME
Boots: EKEEKKEKKEKEKEKKE -Gay sounds- I wanna ride that dragon
Dragon: fuck her right in the pussy

by WildDefinitions April 2, 2015

Mind Explosion

(v) The Ultimate Sexual Experiance!

Starting with the anal posish..you houdini the chick while you simaltaniously donkey punch/pink sock her,then you strawberry shortcake her right after you have just dirty sanchezed the poor girl.And once you have just dirty sanchezed..you pickle & straw that trick.

And finally...when all is finished,you pull out a fat cleveland steamer right on the chest as she lies there helpless.

I nearly died last night from that magnificent mind explosion...o godddddd

by Codacious February 7, 2008

explode

Exploding is what I do ALL THE TIME. It also means to burst, or pop. Explosions occur in many movies, explosions often break a serious scene into an action scene.

H01Y sh17!!1 7h47 totally sw33+ ninja and Robert Hamburger just EXPLODED!!!!!!!111

by Master_stghm June 17, 2005

his head exploded

a term used as an exlamation to end a story at a random point

why did the chicken cross the road?
cause his heads exploded!!!!!!!!!

by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004

exploring the cave

The act of greasing yourself up and crawling head-first into
a woman's vaginal opening. Usually very bloody unless the proper precautions are taken. Sometimes best down with a running start.

I was exploring the cave last night. That's why I was late.

by Naes Ttekcup December 28, 2005