the ex

The executive summary. Break it down and spare the narrative.

Just gimme the ex.

by Nom de ploome January 4, 2023

household ex

When your parents loved your ex so much that he’s literally kinda part of the family. They sometimes even invite him whenever they make plans.

Scott Disick has been part of the Kardashian’s family for so long, even though he broke up with Kourtney.

He’s such a household ex

by sawitontiktok January 5, 2023

Ex Husband

Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.

This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.

The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.

“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”

by Zaddy$$ April 6, 2023

NJO H EX X

Josh's last words after being arrested for debt, being a pedophile and being in the Shotasome GC.

Theory by Natsume_666 / Eden: NJO H EX X means no s*x, meaning he was h*rny but got arrested before he could m*sturb*t*.

''Remember Josh's last words?''
''NJO H EX X ? Yes, it was inspiring..''

by axel^_^ April 9, 2023

ex boyfriend

an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.

an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.

an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head

an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.

my ex boyfriend is a cunt and a absolute dick

by r.i.v May 8, 2023

ex friend

everyone

“John why would you let ex friend see my nudes”

by rocker111 August 26, 2023

Exe

1: a thirsty and hungry Egyptian man
2: another way to say the n-word

- Hey, look, it's an exe lying on that sand dune over there, let's give him some food and water
- wassup my exe

by Wellison August 30, 2023