etot

An etot is a thot who attempts to play off as a an egirl

Did you see that etot on Twitch

by PoonieBoi October 4, 2019

Eteri expiration date

The age (seventeen) at which figure skaters coached by Eteri Tutberidze become injured and unable to keep up with the younger skaters. She has never successfully coached a student past seventeen because the techniques she teaches them rely on low weight and a prepubescent body.

Person one: "I really hope Sasha Trusova does well this season"

Person two: "Don't be silly, she's past the Eteri expiration date, one of the fifteen year olds will win"

by rain_in_spain October 31, 2022

Premature etextulation

When you are texting someone and hit "send" accidentally before actually writing anything. Subsequently sending a blank text. Using this phase completely absolves your texting incompetence.

George: Hey Gina
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.

by jaqueranda December 4, 2009

coup d'etab

A coup d'etab is the act of deleting all the tabs that are open on your browser in one fell swoop. It may also be applied when doing it for a tab-hoarder's infinite amount of open tabs.

I was on my boyfriend's phone last night searching for something when I saw he had 23 tabs open! I did a coup d'etab and closed them all at once.

by alarive June 11, 2019

etan is full

A meme made by Kenji at Fleetwood Park British Columbia in 2017 used when you take a picture of food

Kenji:"hey etan are you full?" Kenji showing picture of food saying etan is full. Etan:" no stop i just eat pizza"

by Ridhwan Nash November 29, 2017

Eto

The calmest person you'll ever meet. They can be shy at first but once you get to know them they're really out going. They know how to make you feel better with their jokes and hilarious personality. Sometimes though they pretend not to care deep down they're hurting. Never hurt an Eto
Every one needs Eto in their life

Have you seen the new girl
Yeah seems like an Eto to me

by Rowan joe August 16, 2019

egyptian etch-a-sketch

This is the act of twisting your partners nipples 3 complete 360 degree turns and then shaking theyre titties forcefully.

My nurples are so purple because last night Dan gave me the egyptian etch-a-sketch

by bLiTcH January 5, 2008