One Eyed Butterfly Kiss

When one man gingerly rubs his P-hole against another man's P-hole.

During foreplay Devin one eyed butterfly kissed Frankie .

by Pocisme October 21, 2017

one eyed egyptian

When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad

I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB

by #BA DDTB May 21, 2017

Cross eyed clittylicker

When a girl gets licked so good she goes cross eyed while the performer is speaking in tounges wile she cums on their face

I over heard Ron at the office telling Frank about giving the bosses wife a cross eyed clittylicker at the Christmas party last weekend.

by Nipple nose November 4, 2017

one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.

by messy bun November 19, 2017

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

to tette og ei badehette

Livet handler om to tette og ei badehette. Mange vil si det er selve meninga med livet.

Philosophical dude: Hey man, I often wonder what the meaning of this life is.
Orcacel: Let me enlighten you, it's to tette og ei badehette.

by Elektroblaster2000 March 3, 2018

Cross-eyed Julie

A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.

Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.

by Plowmandan February 15, 2017