Dutch Blintz

When you mean to Dutch oven someone, but you end up pooping instead

I thought the triple butter on the popcorn at the movie was a good idea, until my attempted Dutch Oven on my wife turned into a Dutch Blintz.

by Nerdgorilla723 November 23, 2017

dutch marines

A Sex Posistion where you put the girl as a sail on your private part (wooden shoes required)

for example "this girl is into dutch marines" wich means that the girl is in some freaky shit

by Foronzo December 27, 2017

Dutch Nutmeg

When you go so hard that your balls go all the way through to the other side of your partners legs.

My balls are aching from all the Dutch Nutmegging I did last night.

by TheBigMeg June 6, 2019

Dutacious

Knowingly doing the most level of organized chill or okay

What up bruh? Are you trying to be dutacious

by Josh116 June 7, 2019

dutch bubblegum

after having protected sex with a woman in any variuos position you proceed to cum in the condom and after yo have done the dirty deed you take off the condom and chew it blow it till it explodes in her face and that's dutch bubblegum

man 1:yo randy done the dutch bubllegm to melissa lastnight, it was awsome
randy: what is that?
man 1: after having protected sex with a woman in any variuos position you proceed to cum in the condom and after yo have done the dirty deed you take off the condom and chew it blow it till it explodes in her face and that's dutch bubblegum.
randy: that's straight fire

by dutch bubblegum October 11, 2019

Dutch Carry On

When a woman farts in to her purse and then shoves the face of her friend or partner in to said purse to enjoy the aroma.

My girl was real sweet until she got pissed and gave me a Dutch carry on. We haven't talked in a week.

by BTY2021 June 27, 2021

Duttoning

The action of shoving a 20oz steel tumbler with a picture of Rip wheeler up your ass while vigorously masturbating to Yellowstone.

After finding a certified tumbler I was able to finally perform a proper duttoning.

by Regulator32 November 12, 2021