cum dumpster

Someone who likes to drink the cum...

That Richard guy is such a cum dumpster.

by Marky_marker November 29, 2007

H.D.(HUMPTY DUMPTY)

H.D. is a short fat bald man who does nothing but talks about his ancient yet insignifcant military career, and also who wants to fuck john cary in the ass. This person also has sexual relations with his cat named wanda.

H.D. if you look at shirley's ass one more time you ass is fired.

by Team Mopar November 17, 2004

worcester dumptruck

when a man shits on a womans tits and then push it down to the vagina with his face and then proceeds to eat it.

i shit on bricks nucka worcester dumptruck

by KWB NIGGAS January 17, 2009

cum dumpster pony pumper

another name to insult someone.

americans love to run words together just to make up new slang. your a cum dumpster pony pumper

by 55313 February 20, 2009

Cum guzzling dumpster slut

The person at you job that is totally useless. No matter what he or she does it accomplishes nothing. The pinnacle of uselessness, not specifically laziness, because very motivated or hard working people can be useless. Guzzling cum behind a dumpster will give their life more meaning.

She cannot sell shit, shes a complete cum guzzling dumpster slut

by GeoMunkee April 15, 2011

Dominican Dumptruck

The act of starting a fight with a guy, and instead of stabbing him, you stab his girlfriend, take her back to your place, and insert a banana into her ass, make her peel it with her mouth, and eat it.

Tito didn't really want to brawl with Jose, so instead he Dominican dumptrucked his bitch, and then kicked her to the curb after a nice poturguese breakfast.

by D.C. Cooper August 4, 2006

dumbite

A member of the unwashed masses; an idiot with no drive but to fit in with what commonly passes as "cool."

Look at those 2 dumbites over there discussing the latest Linkin Park album.

by Rev. Episkopos St. Synthemesc the Wise, Master of Sporks September 26, 2006