Primo Drunk

When you get to the point of drunkeness that you are incapable of remembering your name, where you are, and why you are...or are not...wearing underpants.

Bro #1 "Bro...are you okay?"
Bro #2 " ...whsush"
Bro #1 "Oh man you're Primo Drunk"
Bro #2 *Drops*

by 99problemz November 4, 2011

Abo Drunk

This is the activity where you get completely and utterly wasted and piss all over your self.
Generally you end up passed out in a gutter like a piece of shit.

"Hey Steve, what are you doing this weekend?"
Steve holds up 2 bottles of rum.
"I'm getting fuckin Abo Drunk tonight Budda!"

by B.Colombet April 22, 2022

Drunk Noms

When you're drunk and just getting out of the club/bar and you get something to eat like pizza or McDonald's or poutine and eat it whilst drunk.

Let's go get some drunk noms

by daahsatan March 6, 2015

Pat drunk

Pat Drunk: getting so drunk you say things you don't mean...and mean things you don't say....

Example:
#1 you told that girl you loved her last night!
#2. I know dude...I didn't mean it at all...I was Pat drunk....

by Patrick Crebbles December 28, 2013

Dopple drunk

Someone who looks like you and is you
But they say and do things when you are drunk
And you can’t remember

Last night you where acting crazy dancing all over that bar. What? I don’t remember that must have been my dopple drunk

by Yeti Vendetti May 1, 2021

air drunk

When you are "drunk" but haven't touched alcohol

Damn I'm gonna be so air drunk in that party

by 727! September 24, 2022

shitty drunk

Soneone who thinks they are brilliant, well spoken and smooth when drunk, who in fact is not. Even when faced with cold hard facts and evidence of their shitty drunkenness whether it be pictures, witnesses, or broken things, will make excuses and justify their shitty drunken behavior, and continue to be shitty drunks.

Dooshbag, shit, faced, nightmare, my, bf, unfortunately

He was such a shitty drunk, he vowed he would never leave me and then tried to wrestle me, got me in a headlock and then stumbled to the bathroom to vomit.

by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014