Deck Head

A head with a hairdo which is twisted as if it has been blown by the wind. It looks like the top of the head is a turntable twisting the rest of the hair out of shape. Generally if your hair looks like this it needs cutting or restyling!

Howard's a right deck head, this morning I asked him if he liked vinyls and he agreed.

by S Palmer October 6, 2005

On Deck Circle

The area where you warm up when your next in line for a gang bang.

"I was waiting in the On Deck Circle until I was up."

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

dook on deck

To have the need to defecate.

"I need to hit up the bathroom, I've got a baby on board."

"It's called 'a dook on deck', dude."

by JoeDoh October 25, 2008

Upper Decker Chowder

After taking a dump in the 'upper' part of the toilet (the tank), the individual is so famished he must dine on his own soup!! Thus..."upper decker chowder"

Man that food Ryan made went right through me...but I wanted to be sure I got all my nutrients so I dined on my own Upper Decker Chowder

by spqrbc August 31, 2010

deck

a word that difines somthing much MUCH worse than dick or ass it is a powerfull phrase used by kelly and can unleash tottal distruction on somones self-esteem.

>>shut up deck <<
>>deck<<

by john p. crispens February 8, 2008

Double Decker

The double upper decker. performed by two people in the same toilet.

Jared and I both shit in the upper tank of a toilet.

by Urban Dictionary August 24, 2005

deckbetch

(noun) Its a bitch with a dick. A man/boy who is being especially bitchy. A huge jerk. An Asshole

That guy is such a jerk. He is totally a deckbetch.

by Briana McF May 11, 2008