drunk pony

A "drunk pony" is when you put a bottle of alcohol in the toilet and then sit on the toilet in order to lodge the bottle up your rectum. Fallowing this you get on all fours while the bottle drains into your anal cavity. This is normally done by stupid people in the restroom, for obvious reasons, and for the purposes of getting drunk faster for less money.

"Tonight is going to be so expensive! I forgot to pre-game!"

"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."

by icedsoftball January 22, 2014

drunk audience

A magician's best friend.

Dad: What's a magician's best friend?
Young Barney: A drunk audience!

by Willie Everlearn June 28, 2014

Party Drunk

A person who gets loud and somewhat obnoxious after a few or several drinks but is more funny than annoying and therefore a pleasure to have in attendance.

Oh wow! Guess who just arrived.
She is one of the all time great party drunks!

by Red Sam Black June 29, 2014

shitty drunk

Soneone who thinks they are brilliant, well spoken and smooth when drunk, who in fact is not. Even when faced with cold hard facts and evidence of their shitty drunkenness whether it be pictures, witnesses, or broken things, will make excuses and justify their shitty drunken behavior, and continue to be shitty drunks.

Dooshbag, shit, faced, nightmare, my, bf, unfortunately

He was such a shitty drunk, he vowed he would never leave me and then tried to wrestle me, got me in a headlock and then stumbled to the bathroom to vomit.

by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014

tampon drunk

Soaking a tampon in alcohol than shoving it in your vagina or asshole to make you feel drunk

Her mom can smell alcohol in her breath so we have to get tampon drunk

by Fuk'n Twat Nugget December 28, 2014

Zombie Drunk

The level of drunkenness when you are so obliterated that your brain stops functioning completely and your physical body does what it wants without thought.

" I was so Zombie Drunk last night, that I think I made out with my manager in the bathroom. "

by drunkenmeatball December 10, 2013

raptor drunk

A degree of drunk where the drunk person tucks their arms up close to their chest, kinda like a trex. They will sway and wobble, sometimes giving out drunken yells or loud exclamations that (while drunk) sound like roars.

James: Uugh, my head hurts, how bad was I at the party last night?

Dalton: No worries bro, you were only raptor drunk!

by Smashasaurus December 24, 2013