The act of anonymously poking a random person in the ass with one's finger. The term only applies if the subject does not learn who actually perpetrated said poking.
Named for the popular television advertisements in which the Pillsbury Dough Boy is poked in the stomach by an anonymous finger.
"On the way from the bar to the bathroom, I gave that chick a dough boy and she slapped some guy behind her."
Someone who gets overly offended when heterosexuals refer to negative things as "gay".
Heterosexual #1: I can't believe we got homework over the break.
Heterosexual #2: I know, that's hella gay.
Homosexual: Pshh...I'm so offended by that statement *snaps fingers and wiggles hips*.
Heterosexual #s 1 & 2 in unison: Don't be such a Douchy McAntsatapicnic.
The act of banging a girl upside-down in the ass so hard that she shits in a circle all over her ass. Then once the shitting is finished the man creams all over her chocolate goo.
I made a spanish doughnut in some harlot last night. We still have some icing left if you want to eat any.