blow donkey chunks

to be less than ideal

This party's going to blow donkey chunks.

by joanna a. limmet November 25, 2006

swamp donk diddler

A man who diddles the swamp donk, more than once a month

"that guy is a real swamp donk diddler"
"oh yeah, he loves the swamp donk"

by randy beleza February 7, 2010

slonch donkey

Slut, whore, ripper, bop, beezy, stroke, cabby. Female who is loose with sex and loose between the legs. May also be shortened to slonch donk.

Rachel is a total slonch donkey.. Then again, I guess I wouldn't mind hittin' that.

by SB Anon December 8, 2010

fucking donkey

A complete idiot

Damn you billy! Are you stupid?!?! You’re a fucking donkey!!

by Miadolphins31 January 4, 2018

Honky Tonk Ba Donk-A-Donk

Junk in the Trunk

That Girl got Booty

Baby got back, look at that Honky Tonk Ba Donk-A-Donk.

by D-Rock Diggy December 28, 2005

donkey knuckles

Male version of camel toe

Dude, his pants are so tight he has some gnarley donkey knuckles. He must be German.

by Zambalufoo December 13, 2004

Donkey Kick

A donkey kick is pretty much kicking like a donkey. You kick backwards at whatever you're kicking. You can also do this with both feet to get more power into it. A donkey kick is specifically made for kicking people's doors to scare them. You can consider it the next thing up from Nicky Nicky Nine Doors. Be sure to always use the donkey kick on the hard wood door, or on a screen if you're really mad at someone.

I hate that old McCullagh lady, let's go donkey kick her door.

by Eric Ewing July 1, 2006