two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 10, 2017

dollar-shareholder

A shareholder in the American economy, representing ownership of a share. Entitling the holder to a portion of the government's assets and profits, as well as voting rights in government decisions. The economic value is $1 per share.

As a dollar-shareholder in the American economy, each citizen holds a vote through their dollar bills.

by my_penis May 25, 2024

Baltimore Tax Dollars

To skin your penis and jerk off with vinegar.

Patricia, you owe me Baltimore Tax Dollars!

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

dollars

a virtual currency controlled by usomom. used for hacking and dating. it's extremely highly volatile.

the winner of the 1st part of the game gets 37"000'000,000 dollars

by Tom TNT June 3, 2025

Million Dollar Poo

When you take a shit at work whilst on public holiday rates

If I can just Poo for a bit longer i’ll be able to squeeze out some more overtime on Christmas morning….the dream the Million Dollar Poo.

by Alfred Buttlicker December 31, 2021

million dollar buffet

multiple good looking people in the same place/room.

(made by Emma Mc, on ft with Leah Mc and Erin T)

I'm on a call with Emma, Leah and Erin, this is a million dollar buffet.

by million dollar buffet February 20, 2021

Finiky dollar

Said when they scream they Holler for that cumgantua of a father still lies about his laguer say if u suck at smoking your author give the world the laaftaer

I swear if one more mufukas try me again imma gon and get the knife an kut off that lil pipe mufuka game me a finiky dollar fa what where hhha Ima use this piece of shit muhh fucking thing gat a whole rip n the mufuka taped it back like what in the name of my savior pfft please what am I talking about say how’s your day

by OneNippiKid June 18, 2021