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Goon dodging tournament

Just like goon dodging but a tournament where you have to be in a oversized Sauna with 30 people and it’s a free for all and you have to wear pink spandex and a unicorn crop top and to eliminate someone you have to land a headshot and there is also fog machines so you can’t see the floor so you slip on cum.
“I slipped and fell and hurt my self at the goon dodging tournament
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025
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Goon dodging tournament

A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025
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Corn Dodger

Originated as an alternative definition to Corn Fritter(s).but has since taken new meaning through further discussion.

One who is commonly looking to avoid contact with homosexual males at a party, gala, box social, or social event.
Look at Jimmy over there. He’s been in the corner there with Saucy Pete and Flamboyant Fred for the last 30 minutes. Let’s see if that Corn Dodger, Jimmy, can get out of this one again.
by Jameson Gladenton April 13, 2025
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Dub Dodger

Someone who avoids getting dubs with the boys
Can’t believe Kevin is being a dub dodger tonight.
by Hi I’m teej August 3, 2025
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Headphone dodger

“Headphone dodgers” are those who play music or videos out loud on public transport are part of a wider problem of anti-social behavior. They infuriate their fellow Tube, train and bus passengers by making calls on speakerphone and playing music and videos out loud.
Person X: Taking too much space on the subway, listening to the slop-hop (loud and distorted).

Person Y: "Ever heard of earbuds pal? These stinky clothed headphone dodgers are mucking up my morning commute".
by /fa/ggot annon May 4, 2025
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Soap Dodger

A person who dodges soap. It's often associated with other unhygienic practices. It originates from the cartoon show "The Amazing World Of Gumball" on Cartoon Network.
Joe: Yo what did you do in the shower u were like in there for 2 minutes?
Bob: Im a soap dodger...
Joe: ew.
by funnywordsforfunnyppl June 17, 2025
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Hype Dodging

When some intentionally avoids consuming popular media/items for the sake of being different
Tony: Alex said he’s never seen Avenger’s or listened to Drake
Paul: he’s definitely hype dodging
by BLKPaul January 12, 2026
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