Dicey

The act of bullshitting about mechanical feats.

"I heard that Dave has a 8 second quarter mile car, sounds Dicey to me"

by WF March 11, 2003

Directioner

A fandom for a band of homosexuals and are mostly made up of 12 year olds and single moms

jessie:im such a Directioner
Cory: you're a fan of a bunch of homos

by Cory Bryson January 1, 2014

Directioner

Most likely obsessed crazy retards that love the band so much that they will spy on the five at any time. It's amazing that these "fans" will do anything for them. They are the most inconsiderate people I've ever seen. Although 1D has no musical talent at all but yet the fans still love them.

Ugh those Directioners need to get a life

by BloodMoney125 September 16, 2013

dice

Slang for earlobes

Stop rubbing your dice on me.

Your dice tickles.

Want to massage my dice?

There's hair on your dice.

by Big G February 2, 2004

One Direction

The hottest boy band in the fucking world like omg im not even kidding these guys are so fucking hot that i just wanna drink all of their sperms and i want them to shit in my mouth and i want to swallow their shit anf ythen throw it up and then shove my vomit one direction shit up my ass hole and lick my finger after im done, then i want them to take turns fucking me in my pussy until i fucking cum my skelleton and i want them to cut their testicles off and shove their chopped off testicles up my vagina.

I masturbate to them during lunch in the girls bathroom of my school. One time, i fingered myself so hard to one direction that blood came out of my vagina and i licked it off the toilet seat and them spit it out and rubbed it into my vagina lips.
God they are so hot and make me so fucking horny. I cant even fucking stand it.

Entry in my diary:

Dear diary,
I wish i could suck on oine direction's fucking dicks. I want them to spray me down with my sperm and i wanna poop on their chest and watch them eat my poop while i finger myself with poop smeared on my finger. I want one direction to bite my fallopian tubes off with their fucking teeth and drink my period juice and i wanna nomnom all of their fucking testicles and have them shove prostate juice up my ass hole and them i want them to stick a finger in my ass hole and i want to suck the prostate juice off their fucking fingers and then i want them to shove their penises in my ear hole and spary sperm in my ear until i cant hear anymore and i want to eat their shit and drink my own period and i want to feed them my butt hole wax with my fucking finger and i want to drink their sperm. Thats what i want to do to one direction.

by XxSuperHotOneDirectionBabeFanx September 8, 2012

Directioner

A deluded fan of an extremely bad band, One Direction. Have a tendency to be somewhat deaf, either pre or post One Direction, giving them the ability to listen to the shit music with no problem. Usually a fangirl who finds feminine looking guys attractive, or are convinced to do so by their peers.

I am not a Directioner. PANIC! AT THE DISCO FOREVER!

by NitroglycerinBOOM January 6, 2014

directed energy weapon

Directed energy weapon is a term often used by a bipolar person to explain their delusions and abnormal behaviour.

Bipolar person: it's not my fault, it's the CIA's fault, they keep firing lasers at my head with a directed energy weapon which makes me act strange.

by Podesta XD June 9, 2018