Skip to main content

Dildo

A object that you put in your holes
anythings a dildo if your brave enough
by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023
mugGet the Dildomug.

screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf
Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos
by benfeather December 31, 2023
mugGet the screaming dildosmug.

Dildo Palette

A small flat object (a book, a piece of wood, etc) that an individual places their dildos on so they can all be carried at once. Typically seen in use by camgirls so they can use an assortment of dildos and then put them away after streaming. Similar to a painter using a palette to keep their paints readily available without needing to move away from their workspace.
I carry dildos with my Neon Genesis Evangelion artbook, it's my dildo palette.
by LoserBasementVirgin2099 October 17, 2021
mugGet the Dildo Palettemug.

Occam's Hairy Dildo

A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.
Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.

Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.
by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021
mugGet the Occam's Hairy Dildomug.

Dildo

A dildo is aiming that mollie Jeffrey’s uses everyday all day 24 fucking hours she’s my fucking crazy bestie I love her tho (fw) yasss
by Exploding dolphins123 February 10, 2019
mugGet the Dildomug.

Dildo

an object that lonely people use to make themselves feel loved
i broke my dildo now i feel sad :(
by Your Mothers Side Piece January 7, 2022
mugGet the Dildomug.

Carpet-dildo

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"
by Mudonna August 23, 2021
mugGet the Carpet-dildomug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email