by Bleach gang October 19, 2019
Get the diego and ginamug. Has a MONSTER COCK, don’t fuck with him cuz he will fuck you up, best dude out here hands down, tear any ass up.
by wtv69 November 22, 2021
Get the Diegomug. Hands down the stupidest person you'll ever meet he's very funny but he can be very annoying and obnoxious and very horny. He is always fat no matter what he tries to tell you. When he gets drunk he always falls down the stairs. My name is Diego and my life is so sick I eat shit. No matter what he will always try to hit on a girl that is way out of his league. Hands down one of the best people to be friends with.
by Elizabeth added April 11, 2019
Get the Diegomug. diego... there are literally no words that could describe him. he's honestly so perfect, he has such a huge heart and is always putting others before himself. He is so charming and caring. He has this smile that is so contagious, his love for you just makes you fall more in love with him, hes everything, just so perfect. he is so amazing, loving, caring, honest, athletic, and overall just perfect. his glasses just fit him so well, his way of dressing is just so AHH, takes your breath away. He’s one of the cutest guys you’ll meet in your life! he swears he's not perfect but every person that meets him sees the exact opposite. hes, someone, you want in your life and don't want to lose, once you meet him, he's someone you NEED in your life, he gives you a sense of protection, love, and comfort. he brings out the best in you and changes you for the better, once you see a notification on your phone and realize it's him, makes you skip a heart beat. overall, his such they guy of your dreams, many people want to be around him but don't realize him, no matter how mad you are at him, get right with him because hes not someone you want to lose. diego if u see this I love you so very much but for every diego you meet don't let him go. <3
by kusyhejkf December 3, 2020
Get the diegomug. Diego tailor literally means small penis or micro chode. He is shy and self concious of his penis size. And will not loose his virginity to anything but a bomb.
by I💜diego September 22, 2018
Get the Diego tailormug. 
The other night Todd gave me a San Diego Switcheroo, I’m still launching kids out of my nostrils... it’s been 2 days.
by TheRealSugarMama69 December 5, 2020
Get the San Diego Switcheroomug.