The truth. Brenton Tarrant didn't do anything wrong
Also vote trump or you will only be able to attract women with stinky vaginas
Also vote trump or you will only be able to attract women with stinky vaginas
Did you hear of that Australian man that did something wrong to a mosque in New Zealand?
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
by buttfart33 June 23, 2024

by Rosavanwinkle June 2, 2023

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

Human 1: i have a dog in my house
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker
by Makayu February 7, 2022

"Hey I Did A Zena today and resigned. My colleague keeps giving me creepy side-eye and death stares, another one says "done" instead of "did", another one micro-manages me to death and asks me what religion I am (tf?)... should I contact HR?"
"Nah, just come work for me. I'll pay you more anyway."
"Nah, just come work for me. I'll pay you more anyway."
by CohortFail May 30, 2024

One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.
Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

by play celeste plz plz May 19, 2022
