by BTA CAM May 30, 2018

A man who shouldn’t even be called a Barry anymore….. he’s a lost cause boys. A man who likes to talk a lot of shit, but can’t back it up with his tiny muscles, I believe it’s called little big man syndrome.
by Therrrealone May 22, 2022

When you're listening to "What is it for me" by Amy Diamond while you're masturbating alone, crying, tears falling down your torso and you use the tears as lube. At the same time you've emptied a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bag of Cheetos. As you climax you scream out "oh it is a me, Mario"
Hey bro, what did you do last night?
Oh nothing special, just the regular you know, just eating cheetos, drinking Jack' and finished the day off with a Dirty Diamond.
Wow, i might just do i Dirty Andreas later then.
Oh nothing special, just the regular you know, just eating cheetos, drinking Jack' and finished the day off with a Dirty Diamond.
Wow, i might just do i Dirty Andreas later then.
by Damtjusaren Andreas October 24, 2023

a position during sex in which a male and female pair secure eachothers ankles together while they are in the splits. In this position the elasticity cuased by their groins stretching in the splits will help the pull out motion during thrusting.
Her " can you do the splits?"
Him "Why, yes i can!"
Her "you are the sex master god, let us do the fuck diamond forever!"
Him "k."
Him "Why, yes i can!"
Her "you are the sex master god, let us do the fuck diamond forever!"
Him "k."
by Dick Tug-nuts May 31, 2018

by Matt the big cat November 6, 2021

Diamond Jockey is not a who, it's a what. It is that feeling that gets inside you when you feel confident and a little bit cocky. It's that feeling that overcomes all the self-doubt and anxiety, even if just for a moment. It's that moment when you see yourself in a different light and realize you are all that, until the feeling is gone. The diamond jockey is when you feel diamond and you ride the moment.
by sweet_and_sour August 5, 2019

Strange person that makes Llama and dieing walrus noises. He has a minecraft youtube channel and also reviews Llama mods and occasionally makes roblox troll videos. A diamond hugo is the greatest creature on earth.
by hugomaseter June 2, 2017
