The one who chose the bottle's curves over a woman's curves and never reproduced for whatever reason.
The family portrait never included drunk Uncle Fester because he was too drunk to stand for the photo.
by john2 December 14, 2007
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Guy #1: "man, I was so hammered last night, i had to be carried home and then I vomited all over myself, I've lost my wallet and now everyone laughs at me when they see me "
Gy #2 " yeah you were 'Blake Drunk'. That Doesnt happen to often for you man, what happened?"
Gy #2 " yeah you were 'Blake Drunk'. That Doesnt happen to often for you man, what happened?"
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A state in which one of your shorter friends drinks too much. Usually containing but not limited to the following symptoms: Lose of volume controll, belligerent threats to their friends, uncontrollable ripping of fabricks, attempting the 300$$ challenge, late night booty calls, and grinding up against questionably hot asian girls.
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure
by tom March 18, 2005
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1) Person 1: Hey you have any more painkillers? I'm tryin to get blackout tonight.
person 2: No man i just blew like 12 oc's. I'm tryin to get breakup tonight.
2) (973): You were so breakup drunk last night.
(313):Whatever. Come over and blow me?
(973): Word.
person 2: No man i just blew like 12 oc's. I'm tryin to get breakup tonight.
2) (973): You were so breakup drunk last night.
(313):Whatever. Come over and blow me?
(973): Word.
by Delts4lYfe February 27, 2011
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Maaan, I went to that party and I wasn’t just trashed. I wasn’t just wasted. I was straight up Brett Kavanaugh drunk.
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Get the Drunk High mug.Dude, Maude was almost Queen Drunk last night- she threw up all over the guy she was hooking up with, hooked up with another guy, mangled a bathroom, and didn't remember any of it.
by ClaytonBear March 14, 2010
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