mr dewar

A shiny boi

Mr dewar lights up the place

by Hdhhduudhwbve December 8, 2017

Suh dewd

A friendly introduction

Suh dewd, do you want to go to the park later

by Yon March 12, 2018

Kelsey Dewees

The absolute most OUTRAGEOUSLY beautiful girl. Also the LOML!! She can hang in any situation, she smokes, she drinks, she f*cks hard and she loves even harder. If you find this girl, i was gonna say don’t let her go, but i already got that on lock so y’all don’t have a chance anyway.

Oh my god! Is that Kelsey Dewees!!!?? She’s the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen!! My eyes are not worthy!!

by sdtubbbinnggg October 1, 2018

Christian Dews

A Thicc lad who needs mental help

Guy 1: Don't Christian Dews look like Big Chungus

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he looks a bit like snorlax too

by Big Chungus (aka. Snorlax) July 14, 2019

Wilf Dewhurst

Boy who has a handshake with a girl

You’re such a wilf dewhurst

by Childslayer42 May 16, 2021

Fruity Dewy

A drink that's a mix of 1/3 Mountain Dew and 2/3 Fruit Punch. (proportions can be swapped vice-versa) If you want it fruity-er add, little umbrella and gin to spice things up; if you want it Dewey-er, add some Doritos at the rim of your glass for some gamer energy.

Can I have Fruity Dewy, extra gamer?

by Juniper Mint Honey December 11, 2022

South Dakota DeWalt Special

In the backwoods of South Dakota, the rednecks find unique ways of pleasuring each other. The DeWalt special requires a reciprocating say and a dildo. Someone places the dildo onto the blade of the saw and turns it on, causing the dildo to move in and out really fast. And the rest is history...

-"Man I gave my wife the 'ol South Dakota DeWalt Special last night"
-"How'd that go?"
-"She came in 20 seconds"

by carlos 84 April 14, 2014