Crusty

kevin

kevin defines crusty

by Phoenix evwjejk September 20, 2020

Crusty

Highly unpleasant, disagreeable or trashy

Even though it's essential, social media is crusty, crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

Crusty Wing Sauce

Sexual act of scratching dead skin off your arm, jizzing on it and creating a sauce. Wouldn’t recommend putting on wings.

“How’d it go?”
“Not great, she was into crusty wing sauce so I bounced.”

by Shmeu September 26, 2020

Crusty

Jacob mackey

random guy : Damn nigga your crusty

Dude:not as crusty ass that nigga Jacob

Random guy:damn you right

by Daddytko1 October 2, 2020

Crusty’s

An old politician who is outdated on policy and cannot speak in clear sentences.

Danm Donald Trump and Joe Biden are a pair of crusty’s

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Crusty Tiara

When a facial goes over the line and gets in her hair.

Yeah, I gave that chick a crusty tiara once

Ever had a crusty tiara? No? Must have gone right over your head.

by Bottom-feeder Beater October 17, 2020

Crusty Loaf

When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.

15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.

by Phil Beev July 4, 2012