This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.
I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.
by FASH1976 September 6, 2009
Get the crotch-botchedmug. The act of following a person up stairs who has no pants or undergarments on while their cooter gives off an undesirable stench
by Muggsy119 February 12, 2022
Get the Crotch dustingmug. Someone who brushes up against another person's privates in such a way that it's made to seem like an accident, but for the brusher, is meant to indeed cop a feel.
See also Ass Phantom
See also Ass Phantom
by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003
Get the Crotch Spectermug. by CoolKidCasey March 16, 2017
Get the chotch in the crotchmug. When you take a hot pocket and vigorously use it as a dildo for a girl, And due to friction it heats up. When it reaches the level it's hot on the outside, yet still frozen on the inside, then the man eats it, soggy and Luke warm.
The best type of crotch pocket is a pepperoni one, because the vaginal juice really accents the zeztiness.
by Forevorhung December 19, 2014
Get the Crotch pocketmug. FAT POINTED PENIS LARGE IN THE MIDDLE WITH SCALES HAVING SMALL FISH EGG LIKE TESTICLES. TENDS TO HAVE A FISHY SMELL ALSO
SALLY TOLD HER FRIEND,"IT HURT WHEN I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HIM. AS IF HIS PENIS HAD SCALES THAT PROTRUDED. I WOULD CALL IT "CROTCH TROUT" NOT TO MENTION IT HAD AN ODOR LIKE A DEAD FISH." MARY WAS SHOCKED AT THIS AND FELT SORRY FOR HER FRIEND SALLY
by jefferson steelflex JR August 31, 2010
Get the CROTCH TROUTmug. by tranny ass whoremaster October 7, 2008
Get the crotch grazermug.