crotch whiskers

see also: crotch moustashe. This term refers to folds of fabric in the crotch-groin area, most frequently happens when pants are too tight, but can also occur when pants become wrinkled from sitting too long or if the pants fit poorly. The fabric folds of the pants in the crotch-groin area create the illusion that crotch has whiskers or a moustashe.

Dude #1: I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying, I was too distracted by the crotch whiskers...
Dude #2: It was more like a full on moustashe!

by Saidi Arabia January 19, 2011

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Godzilla's Crotch

The act in which Carebear Kincaid bones his fellow Carebear LOVER, Chris

Oh Michael, show me that Godzilla's Crotch!

by MichelleBetch June 28, 2010

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CROTCH TROUT

FAT POINTED PENIS LARGE IN THE MIDDLE WITH SCALES HAVING SMALL FISH EGG LIKE TESTICLES. TENDS TO HAVE A FISHY SMELL ALSO

SALLY TOLD HER FRIEND,"IT HURT WHEN I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HIM. AS IF HIS PENIS HAD SCALES THAT PROTRUDED. I WOULD CALL IT "CROTCH TROUT" NOT TO MENTION IT HAD AN ODOR LIKE A DEAD FISH." MARY WAS SHOCKED AT THIS AND FELT SORRY FOR HER FRIEND SALLY

by jefferson steelflex JR August 31, 2010

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Muffin Crotch

Muffin Crotch:
The term refers to the bits of muffin that fall out of your mouth and into your crotch. The bits that are taboo cause they have been between your legs. The term can also be applied to bicuits or cakes.

He had muffin crotch after eating his cake.

by squinthouse June 4, 2010

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Crotch Ballies

Ph: Kraw-tch Bah'Lees

1. Small balls of sweat paste, lint or any multitude of non and pro bio-degradable materials one finds in their crotch. Indegenious to the male of the human species but not exclusive . See Fem = Clitty Litter

"She was wiling to go all the way until we discovered I had crotch ballies"

by Chris September 1, 2008

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