Godzilla's Crotch

The act in which Carebear Kincaid bones his fellow Carebear LOVER, Chris

Oh Michael, show me that Godzilla's Crotch!

by MichelleBetch June 28, 2010

Crotch pocket

When you take a hot pocket and vigorously use it as a dildo for a girl, And due to friction it heats up. When it reaches the level it's hot on the outside, yet still frozen on the inside, then the man eats it, soggy and Luke warm.

The best type of crotch pocket is a pepperoni one, because the vaginal juice really accents the zeztiness.

by Forevorhung December 19, 2014

CROTCH TROUT

FAT POINTED PENIS LARGE IN THE MIDDLE WITH SCALES HAVING SMALL FISH EGG LIKE TESTICLES. TENDS TO HAVE A FISHY SMELL ALSO

SALLY TOLD HER FRIEND,"IT HURT WHEN I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HIM. AS IF HIS PENIS HAD SCALES THAT PROTRUDED. I WOULD CALL IT "CROTCH TROUT" NOT TO MENTION IT HAD AN ODOR LIKE A DEAD FISH." MARY WAS SHOCKED AT THIS AND FELT SORRY FOR HER FRIEND SALLY

by jefferson steelflex JR August 31, 2010

crotch grazer

Someone who sucks a lot of dick or eats a lot of pussy
a whore, slut, hoe etc.

OMG Stacie is such an effing crotch grazer

by tranny ass whoremaster October 7, 2008

crotch hoppers

Crab-like creatures that infest ones scrotum and cause severe itching.

Dude, my crotch hoppers were wild last night.

by Jon Rhodes June 29, 2005

chotch in the crotch

When someone is being a total "pain in the ass" and won't leave you alone.

Fuck off! You're being a total chotch in the crotch.

by CoolKidCasey March 16, 2017

Muffin Crotch

Muffin Crotch:
The term refers to the bits of muffin that fall out of your mouth and into your crotch. The bits that are taboo cause they have been between your legs. The term can also be applied to bicuits or cakes.

He had muffin crotch after eating his cake.

by squinthouse June 4, 2010