Colter

Someone with a colt fetish .

That guy ovee there is a colter.

by mycatjustdied October 24, 2018

Cooter Blast

Ejaculation.

He just cooter blasted all over her face!

by Bob WhatsHisFace May 31, 2009

Bunt Faced Cooter

1) when a girl is being a real wench
2) when a guy is being a real puss

1) "I came home last night and tried to put it in the poop shoot, but my lady was being a real Bunt Faced Cooter"

2) "Yo, bro, you want another frosty bronson?"
"No, I'm ok with just this one"
"Stop being such a Bunt Faced Cooter and slam another coldie"

by Hugsnotdrugs July 12, 2007

cotterized

Choosing to spit out your entire beer on somebody immediately to the left or right of you, when there was an opportunity to spit it elsewhere.

Oh man, I got cotterized!

by Chris360 June 6, 2015

Cottered

The act of being talked to by a tryhard who overreacts about everything or tries to be funny but fails. Often done by someone who is fat and obsessed with video games.

Christopher got Cottered by Liam at lunch today.

by DJDonnieB October 17, 2017

cotterize

To temporarily bind up a wound with split-shanked metal pins.

I can see someone's needing to cotterize a tear in sheet-metal or other fairly-tough-material paneling when making an emergency repair, but I would think that using a needle and thread would be a much more effective --- and safer --- method of choice when administering a field-dressing for a human or other living creature.

by QuacksO January 24, 2020

Cottering

The act of walking asymmetrical when your dying for a shit and are trying to make the distance to the toilet.

derived from "cotter pin" the pin that attaches your crank to your bottom bracket on your bicycle, and when worn or broken, forced your feet to pedal at different ratios.

" Tracy is rob ok? has he got a back or knee issue? he`s walking kind of odd." No he`s just Cottering, he`s dying for a shit and has to walk that way so he`ll make the distance."

by garrythegrey January 1, 2022