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chronically tired

Someone who is just... tired. ALWAYS. TIRED.
They get 24 hours of sleep? Still tired.
Drink 10 cups of coffee? Still tired.
Ice cold water on their head? Still tired.
Person 1: I literally like, sleep for 17 hours a day, and I'm STILL FRICKING TIRED.

Person 2: I think you're just chronically tired.

Person 1: ...:c
by lunarharmonyx December 15, 2025
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caffeine colonic

The experience of a colonic, or the symptoms associated with a colonic, as a result of drinking too much coffee
Mate, just had a caffeine colonic from all that coffee i just drank!
by RubberCustard May 25, 2007
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Dreaded Cornice

A teenage boy with eyes like a hungry tiger. He prays on girls with fake tans and huge boobs. He will play for a basketball team. Also has a lemony personality that fits the shape of his head. He will be defined in Dragon Dictation as Dreaded Cornice and after 6 months, will cut his long hair and hit puberty
So i really like **** ******..
Dragon Dictation: so i really like Dreaded Cornice...
by Dreadthecornice November 28, 2011
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Cosby Chronic

The brown, toasted, remains of weed after being smoked through a vaporizer.

Commonly stored and stashed away in the event of a dry spell.
Stoner 1: Dude, please tell me you're holdin'!
Stoner 2: Nope, but I've got some Cosby Chronic we can smoke!
by Papawoot July 21, 2012
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Space cronic

a drink cocktail which consist of Stem tea (Weed tea), Vodka, orange crush, and red bull. which leads to an interesting cross fade.

Was originally created at the University of Arizona
D-chi is having a party lets make some space cronic for the pregame.

Lets make some Space cronic Before we head to the sugar. shack
by TGOD April 8, 2012
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baloney colonic

An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.
Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"

Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."
by Admiral Viggo April 27, 2014
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Diary chronicle

Diary chronicle – or diary chron – is a literary genre of stories and books that emerged as fictional diary-like posts on Facebook around 2013 and 2014 in South Africa.

The books tell chronicled tales of usually a young adult’s bizarre life. They are fast paced, written in a diary-like sense, narrate intense sex scenes, and contain shocking twists and turns. It is commonly the main characters chronicling their misdoings and relationships in the era of social media, blessers, blessees, slay queens/kings, players, and the drinking of expensive champagne and whiskey.

Diary chronicle stories usually start out as Facebook or blog posts and quickly amass a following in thousands. Lesego Maake’s Facebook page Diary of a Side Chick Makhwapheni has over 75 thousand fans. Mike Maphoto’s Facebook page Diary of a Zulu Girl has over 130 thousand followers.

The diary chronicle genre name was coined by publishing entrepreneurs Setlhodi Paul and Tiisetso Maloma.
by mcdsh May 4, 2019
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