cobra teaser

someone who teases someones penis

when a man penetrates a woman with his penis but doesnt get off because she walks away.so she is concidered a cobra teaser

by muffcannon5000 September 27, 2009

carbanging

auto erotica (pleasuring ones self)

dude you took forever in the shower .
i know i was carbanging.

by unclefm November 6, 2009

Cobamobis

An unknown disease or sickness. It can be a rash or any unknown ailement including one of the mind.

Heck Doug, the kids have Cobamobis.

by Bernice00 June 9, 2011

cobra gang

A group of 5 amazing girls, each very diffrent all extrmelly good looking.

Wow! I really want all the cobra gang girls

by Harolddddddddddddddddddddddddd July 7, 2011

Cobra

An older man who frequents bars and nightclubs where young women are numberous in order to take one home or to date one. Usually attractive (or think they are) or very wealthy, cobras have no problem finding women who are 15-20+ years younger than them. Most of their women have daddy issues. Male equivalent of a cougar.

The cobra that I met at the bar the other night is taking me on a trip to France with him! I know he has several wrinkles but as long as I sleep with him, he takes care of me!

Ex. Hugh Hefner

by Smarty_Marty July 26, 2012

Cobras Up!

to be ready to have the most amazing time and knowledge dropped on you in the form of music or dictation from the second smartest person to ever live.

Happy New Year... Cobras Up!

by kingtocobras January 25, 2012

Cobra Up

A typical defense mechanism of a weak and timid creature in which the animal or person tries to look bigger than they really are to ward off enemies, or to try and make bitches think you're hella big when you're not.

Jacob was trying to Cobra up tonight at dinner, so he could show Redfern his dope pp.

by jimbob bobson September 7, 2013