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Trojan Condom

When two people having sex cum so much the condom pops
"Yo Dan, Did you hear about Richards trojan condom last night?"
by urban dick dick 6 9 March 25, 2022
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Condomeering

to purposely sabotage a condom in hopes of getting pregnant. Mostly practiced by the crazies one should not stick their dicks into. Also practiced by men who want to impregnate that once-in-a-lifetime lay.
Yeah dude, I told you to never stick your dick in crazy! She'll be condomeering the fuck out of you.

You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.
by Jessinup March 30, 2016
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Condom

Condom is the name of conan gray's fandom. It is a mix of the word fandom and Conan. Fandom + Conan = Condom. Conans fans would be called condoms.
Me: Hey! have you listened to overdrive? it's so good!

Condom: YES! I know right!

Me: Are you one of Conan's condoms as well?

Condom: Yes! of course, I am!
by nooneneedsjerry March 4, 2021
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condom

Homie: Yo, I heard you hooked up the Lily last night. Did you use a condom?

Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!

Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.
by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019
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condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete
Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024
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Meat Condom

When a man penetrates a woman while being penetrated anally by a man.
I totally used Tom as a meat Condom to fuck Katie the other day. It was so bro hot.
by Pepperoni hanger baby November 5, 2017
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knitted condom

Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is
He’s as useful as a knitted condom
by Cock Slinger1000 June 5, 2022
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