by Ldhlike MMMMM July 5, 2016
Get the coffee butt mug.Taking a piping hot mug of coffee, holding it over your coworkers desk, and dropping it, causing a huge explosion of ceramic pieces and scalding caffeine juice.
by TerryTown May 16, 2016
Get the coffee bombing mug.Act where 2 people engage in oral sex that is extremely wet. Wet with saliva, pre-cum and/or lady cum. It's both hot and disgusting, depending on what makes you horny.
"I just shared coffee with my girlfriend, it was so hot!"
"He asked to share coffee with me; it made me want to vomit"
"He asked to share coffee with me; it made me want to vomit"
by Bigb000tyh0e October 20, 2013
Get the share coffee mug.a person who having been served their coffee goes over to the counter to add sugar, milk, cream whatever and takes forE-V-E-R to get his/her mix just right, and in the process is oblivious to the line up of people behind whose coffee isn't getting any warmer. In a word: moron!
by UG May 22, 2004
Get the coffee drip mug.When someone crouches over someone lying down and dangles their balls into their mouth while gyrating as fast as they can
I coffee ground your mum so fast last night i think she needs some braces
I am going to coffee grind your sister until her teeth come out
I am going to coffee grind your sister until her teeth come out
by drildo dan December 18, 2004
Get the coffee grinding mug.After one grinds up coffee beans, he may place them in a coffee filter and place it in the coffee machine then fill it with water and turn it on and wait for it to brew. Alternatively, he could pour the methamphetamine mixture and let the filter catch the crystals, scrape them out and sell them, then add the coffee to the filter and have the kickest ass fucking pot of coffee ever brewed.
by Mr. F November 28, 2004
Get the Coffee Filter mug.Person 1: Dude this coffee tastes like shit
Person 2: Of course it does, i left a coffee bean in your kettle, why would you drink that you dumb fuck
Person 1: I was wondering what that smell in my kitchen for the last 3 days was
Person 2: Yer you should have smelt it when i first boiled it, i nearly died
Person 2: Of course it does, i left a coffee bean in your kettle, why would you drink that you dumb fuck
Person 1: I was wondering what that smell in my kitchen for the last 3 days was
Person 2: Yer you should have smelt it when i first boiled it, i nearly died
by Novelty Turd December 24, 2007
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