Cleveland Pearl Necklace

Like a normal Pearl Necklace, but it involves feces instead of semen.

Yo, I totally gave Cindy a Cleveland Pearl Necklace last night, she really enjoyed having a poop trail on her chest!

by 123jmandogperson October 19, 2011

Cleveland suprise

When you fart alone in an elevator and leave the noxious result for the next unsuspecting rider

I walked into the elevator and the doors had closed before I realized that the fat chick who just got out had left me a Cleveland suprise.

by wateringeyes November 21, 2013

our chives

It's the real way to say archives. so there...

Yo man, are those our chives?

by Garrett Gdawg August 3, 2006

Anne of Cleves nose

A nose that looks long and thin from the front but bumpy and huge from the side. Comes from Henry VIII's reaction when he saw his future wife Anne of Cleves' large proboscus in flesh for the first time, after having seen a "portrait" of her where she had a very cute one. He ended up hating it so much he created his own church so he could divorce her. They stayed friends, but to this day an Anne of Cleves nose will cause it's owner to lean towards plastic surgery.

OhmyGod I have the worst Anne of Cleves nose, so that cute lifeguard can only see me from the front, ok?

by keeneyecoolhead December 9, 2008

clever girl

a phrase to say to a female when she is being clever, most often used when about to be killed by a raptor, now this you may assume is a reference to the smash hit 1993 movie "Jurassic Park" however it is, in fact, a sexist joke pertaining to less than cooperative wives.

muldoon: "clever girl"
raptor: U wat m8

by platypus mafia July 3, 2018

cleveland brown

a brand of pot only found in cleveland.
so shitty, it's brown.

Man, I paid a dollar for a joint, but it turns out it was the cleveland brown. I did not get high.

by sanchpa March 30, 2005

Cleveland

To Cleveland is a verb meaning lost in a dump, but looking for a way out. Cleveland was a Hobo destination, particularly in the Kings Run area, and became known as a way station for those who coudn't find a ride out of town. The many scatological references to Cleveland got their start from the Hobo Community

Cleveland me out of this shit-hole town.I gotta catch a ride outa here!

by transendit November 16, 2010