Chocolate Rodeo

Reverse cowgirl fucking while the girl shits on your stomach

I love when my girlfriend asks to perform the chocolate rodeo

by Iknowwwwww March 12, 2018

Chocolate brownie

Where your partner shits into your mouth and you kiss her

Me and my wife did a chocolate brownie last night and now I have 69 different diseases.

by Tiny Tim fanboy November 6, 2021

Chocolate Rudolph

The act of giving or receiving a blow job from the back while you are bent over at a 90 degree angle. The person giving the Chocolate Rudolph will then have a brown nose from touching your stink hole.

Betty denied sucking Pete off from the back but she couldn't hide the fact that she had a chocolate Rudolph nose.

by K0n Artist April 13, 2014

Chocolate Potluck

When, on a vacation for example, a large group of people who are forced to share one bathroom happen to take a dump into the same bowl consecutively, resulting in a funky mix of everyone's sauces that can only be described as a chocolate potluck.

Mike: Hooo, crap, man, that's some gnarly stank there in the bathroom. Who used the crapper?

Jim: Donna, Elyse, Alex, RJ, Sam, and Frank. Just in the last thirty minutes.

Mike: Well, I might as well add to the chocolate potluck.

by Jeffobazoni June 19, 2011

chocolate trumpet

When a person eats another person's ass while performing a glorious reach around hand job in the style of a trumpet.

Can you believe Cinnamon tried charging me $25 for that chocolate trumpet!

by El horchata August 24, 2017

Chocolate Schneider

When you dip an erect dick in melted cannabis infused chocolate and offer it to your high partner as their next hit

My girl loves edibles so much she asked me for a Chocolate Schneider

by Riley85 April 23, 2022

Chocolate Mongoose

A giant turd.

Sorry I'm late, I had to battle a chocolate mongoose.

by Ptolomy Fife March 30, 2017