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<.7.9.7.6.>Mathematical Navy Blue Block & Bronx Care Navy Blue Chairs WIth Stickers Attached To Them That Says "'Elide'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by AnudaJaniceRobles June 10, 2025
When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.").
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.").
Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing; assuming the chair doesn't collapse
by Goofnut November 20, 2023
When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")
Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing;
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 20, 2023
When a person’s fat ass is so fuckin’ gigantic that they’re taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks. (a.k.a. - “taller sitting.”)
Ms. Bertha’s ass is so damn gigantic that she’s two inches taller in a chair than she is when she stands, assuming the chair don’t collapse.
by Goofnut November 16, 2023
People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.
(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)
Me: Where is the TV?
My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.
Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
Me: Where is the TV?
My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.
Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
by tiffany0128 April 29, 2011
A chair used to accommodate or position a person—typically in voyeuristic or fetish scenarios ("Aka the act of cucking")—in a way that allows them to observe intimate acts involving their partner and another individual.
"Why do hotels rooms always come with that weird chair that by itself and facing the bed?"
Oh that's the Abdullah Chair
Oh that's the Abdullah Chair
by Crazyace203 May 28, 2025
When a husband is sitting in a hotel cuck chair and his wife is being banged on top of him in the chair.
Did you hear about Kevin? His wife made him a Cincinnati Cuck Chair last night. I think they’re in a open relationship.
by HOWYADOIN April 30, 2025