Cum

A refreshing beverage

Normally served at restaurants and cafes before meals

Waiter: “What would you like?”

Guy: “ooh I wouldn’t mind drinking your cum”

by Igetbitxhes December 3, 2023

Cum

The stuff that comes out of your dick when you go past a preschool

I just jizzed to that 3 year old, cum

by paedophile32 December 27, 2023

Cum

A liquid that both men and women create when feeling sexual pleasure. Male cum is a white sticky liquid, and I don’t know what female cum looks like because I’ve never seen it :(

“I jerked off so hard and let out a massive load of cum.”

by Crona.png December 31, 2023

Cum

A common misspell for the word come

Fred: Hey are you going to cum

Billy: Don't you mean come

by Loser Xylophone September 6, 2024

cum

a type of liquid that comes out of a boys dick when he jacks off or when a girl puts your dick in her mouth and sucks you off until you cum in her mouth or when you stick your dick in a girls pussy and cum inside it

my girlfriend was horny so I stuck my dick in her pussy and my hot load of cum filled her up

by dubblebubblegum November 24, 2024

Cum

Ryan had invited Jen over for some play because they believe in friends with benefits. Ryan showed Jen the way to his bed room and Jen had pushed Ryan down on his bed and flipped him over. Ryan took his pants off and Jen realized that his dick is big so she took advantage of that. Instead of sucking him off Jen decided to eat him out. Jens tongue was rimming his hairy butthole and tasted poop, good this Jen liked it. Then Ryan thought that this was too gay for his friend to eat him out so he decided to flip Jen over and pound her in the vagina. She was moaning out of pain because his 10 inch thick cock was just too big. This reminded her of that one time she lost her virginity to a horse at 12 years old. She liked the nostalgia. She was screaming Ben instead of Ryan because she enjoyed the memorise more then him. He had broken the inside of her vagina so she started to bleed out on his big massive sweaty cock. Ryan started to eat the pussy out because he liked the taste of blood. He liked her hairy pussy for 5 mins until he ripped too much hair out and he had to take it out with a tooth pick. Jen started to suck Ryans huge hard cock because the blood was very luby. Ryans phone started to ring and picked it up, turns out its his friend bob who is really hot. He came out and had a threesome. Bob was eating Ryan out while Jen was sucking Ryan off and was thumbs deep into Bob. They had all busted together and drank it up. Happily ever after

Cum is thick and white

by what.happened.to.hi.how.are.yo December 2, 2024

Cum

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH I JUST BUSTED MY NUTS AND NOW I LOST 400 CHILDREN

CUM IN MY ASS

by Gameify January 16, 2024