crotch hoppers

Crab-like creatures that infest ones scrotum and cause severe itching.

Dude, my crotch hoppers were wild last night.

by Jon Rhodes June 29, 2005

crotch grazer

Someone who sucks a lot of dick or eats a lot of pussy
a whore, slut, hoe etc.

OMG Stacie is such an effing crotch grazer

by tranny ass whoremaster October 7, 2008

Crotch Ticket

A Crotch ticket is when a male human signals to a female human by ejackulating on paper or plastic and sticking it on the females back

Male's freind: Dude she's checking you out!
Male; Aww sweet ill give her a Crotch Ticket!

by JC'Onine January 30, 2009

Crotch dusting

The act of following a person up stairs who has no pants or undergarments on while their cooter gives off an undesirable stench

The night was promising until I got crotch dusting following her to the bedroom.

by Muggsy119 February 12, 2022

Fire Crotch

A young lady with fire red pubes

Hey do you know Hailey McKenna?

Yeah

Yeah.... she has a fire crotch

by MG73 May 8, 2014

crotch whiskers

see also: crotch moustashe. This term refers to folds of fabric in the crotch-groin area, most frequently happens when pants are too tight, but can also occur when pants become wrinkled from sitting too long or if the pants fit poorly. The fabric folds of the pants in the crotch-groin area create the illusion that crotch has whiskers or a moustashe.

Dude #1: I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying, I was too distracted by the crotch whiskers...
Dude #2: It was more like a full on moustashe!

by Saidi Arabia January 19, 2011

Muffin Crotch

Muffin Crotch:
The term refers to the bits of muffin that fall out of your mouth and into your crotch. The bits that are taboo cause they have been between your legs. The term can also be applied to bicuits or cakes.

He had muffin crotch after eating his cake.

by squinthouse June 4, 2010