Blobbin

Kick back, or chill. Easy going, couch potato.

We were just blobbin today.

by Evil6Genius June 26, 2019

Bobby Wallie

A bobby wallie is a complete sweetheart. He puts others before himself and has a soft heart made of gold. He is super outdoorsy and loves going for long drives. A bobby wallie is super tall, like his knees will be at his chin in a bath. A bobby wallie has super great Messi skills and is a a+ clay shooter. A bobby wallie is super brave as he has gone through so much, I mean he was attacked by a shark!!! But realistically, he Was in a terrible accident and is a living angel. A Bobby wallie is someone special, so never let a wallie go.

Bobby wallie!!!!!!

by Lilblondey888 March 31, 2019

Bobby

There is no one quite like him. Expect the unexpected! You will be flabbergasted by him! A self-made and high-class man who has developed the strongest of characters through dedication and his remarkable passion for life. He is very smart. He is quite sharp. Independent and wild. At his core he is like a child; witty and mischievous and pure and energetic. His laugh is silly and sweet. He is tall, dark and handsome but his real beauty is in his unique presence. His swampy hazel eyes express a million beautiful things. He has great depth. He loves and strives for simplicity. He acts with impressive logic but is deceptively (and endearingly) emotional. He needs freedom and yet anchorage.

Spend a few moments with him and he will make you feel warm and uplifted. Spend a few more and you might find that your life changes. Such is his power. Do not cross him though! Just as he has high standards for himself, he expects the same in those closest to him. It’s impossible to not love him but it’s admittedly at times quite difficult; he closely guards his heart and navigates love carefully. This only makes his tender, honest, affectionate moments even more precious.

Person 1: There’s something indefinable about that man...

Person 2: Yeah, well, that’s Bobby for ya’!

Person 1: I feel all at sea... wind-battered but invigorated.
Person 2: Bobby does tend to have that effect on people.

by sophielikesbobby April 26, 2019

Bobby

The bobby is a fictional dragon ready to take your girl normally he has a first appearance of yellow two eyed beast #minionreference pls help he has gun to my head then he turn into a bigoted grandad then a Satan like deamon normal they have braced and lisp aaaand a stutter

Bobby stop sterling my girl

by Idk my boi July 31, 2019

Bobby Johnson

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.

Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.

Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)

Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.

Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5

by B. Johnson August 28, 2019

Bobby

A vegan nature boy that knows every kind of animal ever. Big dick energy with an average sized peen. He has a jersey accent but only when he wants to use it. He's very funny and very attractive. He doesn't have the best taste in woman but what do I know, I apparently date little boys. So idk at least they emotionally stable n shit i guess.

He into birds or whateva
Whom?
Bobby

by essentialoils October 13, 2019

Bobbyism

Typical happens to guys named Bobby. Usually involves doing/ saying things that no normal person would do or say. Is typically something very abstract and unusual, and when it happens your only reaction is to think “WTF” because of how weird it is.

Bobby: *Microwaves Pop-Tart.*
Evan: “Did you just microwave a Pop-Tart?”
Bobby: “Yeah, you don’t microwave your Pop-Tarts?”
Evan: “Literally no one microwaves their Pop-Tarts, a normal person uses a toaster”.
Bobby: “Microwaving your Pop-Tart is the only way to go”.
Evan: “Add that to the list of Bobbyisms”.

by Johnathan Bobby October 15, 2019