Whatever Blanks Your Blank 

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

Whatever Blanks Your Blank by Pialinist April 22, 2023

can’t be blank 

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can’t be blank by DanielGamer139 YT June 24, 2023

can’t be blank 

When you try to leave this space or the space below blank for effect, but urban says “no”

1: types definition
Urban: This space can’t be blank
1: fuck

can’t be blank by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

Now you know how *blank* feels

No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.

A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"

Now you know how *blank* feels by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

My dad is blank

My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.

"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.

My dad is blank by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024

But it's *blank*!

That is your entire protestation to my thing.

Hym "I am of a class of people who do not matter. This appeal to sympathy rings completely hollow when you consider that I have received NONE. 0 sympathy for anything."

A retard "But you're talking about blank in a way I don't like!"

Hym "Hey, join the club. I'm still right about the thing I'm right about and I have a right to both illicit or demand a remedy in whatever way I choose. You are clearly just being obtuse and then stealing my contributions to whatever I have contributed and then lecturing me about how actually I need to change my entire mind brain so that you don't have to admit I'm right. You have one guy grabbing my schematics and another guy standing in the doorway to keep me from chasing after him and I'm entertaining you with this more than I should. The 'Weaponized schizophrenia' was real. It doesn't need to be relegated to me but rather remedied FOR me and I don't have to let you get away with being obtuse sadistic children who want to bully me into an ancillary social status until I kill myself like Judas Escariot. It seems like there is a pattern here. It seems like being tormented by sadistic children until you kill yourself is one of your JEW tactics and that they have recorded the phenomenon in you religious texts except instead of CALLING IT 'Weaponized schizophrenia' the call it 'Being tormented to death by sadistic children. And that's what YOUR behavior is like. Maybe THAT is why you thought I was doing a parody of the JEWS. Maybe THAT is why YOU thought I was doing a JEWISH STEREOTYPE, Dave."

A retard (In the most whiny vapid tone possible) "But it's *blank*! But it's kids! But it's grieving parents! But it's victims! But it's marginalized people!"

But it's *blank*! by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

my ear went blank

A sudden, temporary loss of hearing in one ear, usually followed by high-pitched ringing, as if the world briefly muted itself or the audio channel cut out.

“I was mid-conversation when my ear went blank and all I could hear was ringing for like five seconds.”

my ear went blank by 1will2000will1 January 21, 2026