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Blunt Forced Trauma

A Headache due to smoking to much dope.
"Smoked one to many last night and got me a Blunt Forced Trauma this morning."
by The Daily Pile February 19, 2010
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True Blue Falcon

A bastardization of two contradictory terms. True Blue is a dated naval/sailing term meaning honest and loyal to a unit or cause. Blue Falcon is used in the modern Army to designate a "Buddy F**ker", that is someone who is not a team player and displays no unit loyalty. Implies a more negative meaning when the terms are put together in this way: True(as in real,bigtime) Buddy F**ker.
Seaman Smith is True Blue. He took a cannonball to the testicles but still managed to crack a smile when the Queens knickers caught fire.

Private Tickle is a Blue Falcon. He ate a piece of pie at dinner chow and the drill seargent smoked the whole platoon.

Private Englund is a True Blue Falcon. She f**ked her country.
by Ross Fredenhagen December 18, 2005
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Black Elvis

1. An authentic rapper

2. Any REAL rap MC or producer who's too weird or fucked-up to be mainstream; yet still, the industry looks to for ideas on how to make new shit fresh.

3.Someone who embodies the epitome of Cool because they refuse to sell out. The opposite of whack.

4.Kool Keith, duh.
I heard the radio today; I wish someone would Black Elvis these fake artist's asses.
by nappyheadedcracker January 15, 2011
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Blongo

A sexual act involving an male individual who has attained the rank of Sergeant in a paramilitary organization. This individual is selfconscious, grouchy, and has poor muscle tone. During this sexual act, the woman throws the mans legs over his ears and completes penetration.
Wow, my knees are all tore up 'cause my wife Blongoed me all night long.
by Blongos July 16, 2019
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Black Rhino

In reference to a person (usually a male) who has gone a long period of time without engaging in sexual intercourse and has as a result returned to being a virgin.

In the wild, the Black Rhino spends the majority of its adult life alone and mates only once every 2-3 years.
Me: When was the last time you had sex Maurits?

Maurits: Its been like 8 months.

Me: Haha, you're a black rhino.
by The Whitest Rhino April 17, 2019
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resume blindness

When somebody's impressive credentials cause other people to overlook their negative qualities.
I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.

Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?

Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.

Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.
by AYYFRON July 5, 2010
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Gamers Block

This is when you lack the motivation to play any game. It doesn't matter what or how the games is.
I had a gamers block the other day and couldn't find the motivation to play anything.
by KuraudoSutoraifu February 26, 2011
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