No Piss The Bed September

An annual tradition, where one attempts to go through all of September without pissing the bed. If completed successfully, mommy will buy us chicky nuggies

Guy 1: Hey man, I totally failed No Piss the Bed September last night
Guy 2: Oh no! Mommy won’t buy you chicky nuggies now!

by garnfeld October 6, 2020

bed bath and beyond

Having sex then getting a bath then what ever you want.

Me and the Misses had a Bed Bath and Beyond last night.

by Smigs February 6, 2007

put this puppy to bed

put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.

After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"

by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021

Bed Burn

1) when in bed and you get rug burn usually during crazy sex

2)whn lainy in bed on your belly and you move too fast usually arma on the elbow and you hurt yourself

dude check it out!

is that what i think it is

hell yeah i was with this chick last night and she totally gave me bed burn

awesome

Holy crap that hurt

what i just gave myself bed burn

haha that sucks

by livelifeloud742 October 6, 2009

bed gravey

The sexual act carried out in the north of england (particularly regions around manchester) in which one massages oneself in beef gravey prior to other sexual acts. The act is thought to make it a more palatable experience.

Slut: "I'd take you with gravey if my boyfriend wasn't sitting right here"
Me: "You into the ol' bed gravey then love?"

by Stephiethehedgegod June 10, 2011

get to bed

simialar to a a gong show in the fact that the person is usually intoxicated and does random ridiculous acts which in turn would prompt someone else to tell him or her to get to bed

Joe: Matt your a complete gong show right now! Matt: Oh man i have no idea whats going on! Joe: you just pissed in the closet you need to Get to Bed!

by jordan engel November 9, 2008

zero gravity bed

Any bed that has foam and air in it and when you adjust it to 60 degrees you get the zero gravity position like nasa astronauts.

I was chillin in the zero gravity bed.

by heavy sleeper June 6, 2009