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Panda Bear Madness Minute 

When panda bears mysteriously appear on camera and dance frantically. Usually used as a last attempt for a crap show to get ratings. Made popular by the T.V. show South Park.
"Thankyou Token for that report, now its time for PANDA BEAR MADNESS MINUTE"

(pandas rush onto the set and dance frantically)
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black bear 

The kind of bear that's best.
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

(Black bears)
black bear by Thomomomomomomm January 9, 2008

lazy bear 

A sexual position in which the male lies motionless on top of a female until he ejaculates. This position requires much practice for lazy bears almost always go into hibernation.
Joey- "Bro I totally pulled a lazy bear on my economics teacher last night."

Bryce- "NO WAY! Last time I was with her I totally went into hibernation"

Robbert- "That's because you're not as skilled and as well-endowed as Joey"
lazy bear by Bernie69 September 30, 2010

care bear bop 

The act of a male masturbating while watching the Care Bears cartoon TV series with the ultimate goal of timing his ejaculation with the Care Bear Stare (when they shoot the light out of their stomachs).
Nate and I showed up a little early to pick up Travis to go get some wings and beer and apparently we should have knocked first. We caught him doing the Care Bear Bop. He was so focused on trying to spoo during the Care Bear Stare he didn't even see us come in. Nate finally got his attention when he started throwing up a little in his own mouth.
care bear bop by torqueboy September 20, 2012

Raging bear 

A brand of New Zealand spiced navy rum.
Person 1 "Do you like raging bear rum?"

Person 2 "No"

Person 1 "Then you haven't been to New Zealand or your a homosexual."
Raging bear by Kracked88 September 12, 2015

fundo bear

A bear who likes to set fire to his ball hair and run about naked screaming about his lack of pants.
that fundo bear sure lit up a fire!
fundo bear by Futsi Bear June 7, 2020