Ass Mole

A mole that lives in your ass

oh my there is a mole up my ass. I shall call him Moe the Ass Mole.

by pear eater April 15, 2015

Load of Ass

Phrase used to describe how lame something is.

Jim: We couldn't get tickets to the movie because we didn't have our I.D.s

Fred: Man, what a Load of Ass!

by Mak J-Bizzle October 3, 2008

ass laundry

The turning on of one's washing machine in order to sit on it.

Tig Notaro has done plenty of ass laundry. She created ass laundry.

by Sara Brittain May 29, 2008

Duong Ass

Duong Ass is a term used for something that has tremendous mass. It can also be used to describe a pleasant scent or something with great taste.

In certain scenarios, duong ass may also be used to describe a euphoric feeling.

Jupiter has duong ass.
This duong ass meat tastes great.
This perfume smells quite duong ass-y.

We won the lottery! I feel duong ass!

by daworldu June 19, 2018

Ass Spray

A vile splattering of liquid feces on the inside of a toilet, sometimes actuated by a large fart while having diarrhea.

"Dude, flush next time will ya? I don't want to see your ass spray all over the toilet."

by 809yamaha January 26, 2010

Ass Glue

When semen dries in the crack of an ass and the cheeks get stuck together as a result.

Steve had such a hairy ass that when his gay lover came on his ass his butt cheeks were stuck together as the semen dried. They had to use a pair of scissors to cut out the Ass Glue.

by jizzmaster 3000 September 30, 2012

Ass Span

Measurement of ass from cheek to cheek, much like wing span.

"Damnnn, caroline must have an ass span of least 2 feet!"

by Bromania March 17, 2010