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The Albuquerque Astronaut

A sexual act in which the male urinates into a fishbowl and dunks the female participant's head into the bowl and anally penetrates the woman from behind.
Last night was crazy man, I gave Becky the Albuquerque Astronaut.
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you little astronaut

nice way of insulting someone. Also a Vsauce reference.
Michael: "What's up? Heh. YOU obviously! You little astronaut..."
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hop on astroneer

Having intense gay sex while in space.
Person 1: "Ay bro wanna hop on astroneer"
Person 2: "bet"
by anonymous May 30, 2025
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What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.
What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue
by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021
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