Alabama boatfire

When, before docking, one of the men surreptitiously spreads hot sauce on his foreskin. When docked, the other man experiences a burning surprise.

Oh man, I was really looking forward to docking with George last night, but we had an Alabama boatfire.

by blownfuse October 31, 2017

Alabama Teeter Totter

When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?

“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”

by allahu YEETbar November 20, 2018

Alabama Soul Mates

When you meet your soulmate at a family reunion

I met my cousin, Carmine, at my family reunion and we’re married now. We’re Alabama Soul Mates!

by alabamasoulmate March 1, 2019

Alabama Abortacest

When you fuck your first cousin’s illegally aborted fetus.

Hey did you here about cousin Mitchell?Well, he got arrested by the po-live for givin cousin Tammy the ol’ Alabama Abortacest.

by Cousin Mitchell May 18, 2019

Alabama Waterfall

When your sister is riding you, and after you ejaculate you also urinate, so when she stands up it all flows out.

"Sally May ain't on no pill, so I gave her the ole Alabama Waterfall to be safe."

by Chas Duran May 20, 2019

Alabama Peanut

Nice try Watt

Watt missed some inside jokes when he wasn’t at school, one of them being the Alabama Peanut

by MrSwimGoggles October 19, 2019

Alabama Spittoon

The Alabama Spittoon is a sex act performed with your sister, or mother. You cum into her mouth, and she then spits it into her baby.

“Hey sis, wanna do the Alabama Spittoon?”
“Sure bro but I’ve gotta practice the angle first.”

by BloodyVibrator February 22, 2020