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musty, crusty & dusty

used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.
Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."

Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."
by i like ur mom March 26, 2022
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dusty puddles

a dog...a godly dog, something about her, she looks like she is absolutely zooted out of her fucking mind but none the less she is, ✨beautiful
“hey mikayla scruffy is old as fuck will you ever get a new dog??”

“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”
by ifeelsafeinmybuckles October 21, 2020
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Dusty Mudslide

The act of having intercourse with a woman 60 or older that hasn’t had sex in at least 5 years while using feces as lubrication
Dude, last week I was with Brandon’s grandma Sharon, and she pulled me into her room and told me to give her a dusty mudslide
by Unidentifiable system user September 14, 2018
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Dusty

To to wes went 2 da club. We bounce cause it was Dusty.
by Illuminated Echelon January 27, 2018
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A Dusty

Declining a member of senior command's request to join a small group/discord/sub-division named 101st, having a particular distaste for VCOM Zach
"Oh, I pulled A Dusty today when I declined Zach's request.
by JMR101Ghost December 29, 2019
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Dusty Tornado

The act of putting cocaine on your ass and farting in your partners face.
by fuck_bees June 25, 2017
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Dusty Fish

A sexual manuever/prank where you take a pinch of dirt or sand and sprinkle it in the pussy, then immediately start fingerbanging the fuck out of it.
Bethenny's pussy was pretty sore after the dusty fish I gave her.
by Dr. Ducky November 29, 2020
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