Hand Flapping

Some children with autism “hand flap” as a self-stimulatory behavior. Other self-stimulatory behaviors sometimes seen in children with autism include rocking and spinning. These behaviors help them calm themselves or regulate their emotional states. Children may also do it when excited or upset, and it can be very hard to distract an autistic child away from their self-stimulatory behavior.

My kid was hand flapping so hard last night that I think his elbows broke!

by SamDeHam March 14, 2017

handed to him

Another way to say, "beat down" or "ass whipped".

He got into a fight and really got it handed to him.

by Bringthefunk June 30, 2016

hand jiggy

The act of jiggling the hand on your pork sword to achieve climax. In other words to masturbate.

*Yo Andreas, you fancy a game of CS:GO?"
"Na Jay, I'm going for a hand jiggy"

by CA5Taway May 19, 2016

hand prostitute

A person that does things with their hands to another person for their pleasure, in exchange for money. Often alternatively referred to as a 'massage therapist'.

I'm going to the hand prostitute to get these 'knots' out.

by NomadicBu May 4, 2018

Hand Hummer

Another name for an old fashioned handjob.

Mary Jane Rottencroch gave me a hand hummer inside the pool.

by Smash D January 18, 2017

Outta Hand

Outta Hand: When someone does something weird, out of the ordinary, or thinks there in the yeshiva league but there not that can be outta hand.

Pomo: Dude im so cool my jawline bro I'm in the yeshiva league; tiyo- you are so non in the yeshiva league (displays hand motion),,, thats outta hand.

Besty: "my tabc boys will mess u up bro"- that is outta hand.

MRS Steiner- she is outta hand

by outta hand November 4, 2019

Hand Fertilizer

Alternative form of hand sanitizer, used when Hand Sanitizer is no longer available. Commonly found after jacking off or inside your mom's stomach.

Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Let me get your temperature. Here's a new mask and some hand sanitizer.
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*

by Calypso Handjack December 19, 2020