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Zero-Wise

When someone realizes that the number of zeros in their bank account can’t secure them a ticket to heaven (even if they donate their wealth or part of it to others as a proof of their generosity), who will leave this side of heaven with a big fat zero at their last heartbeat.
Billionaire Xeno was praised for being zero-wise when he decided to leave his inheritance to no fewer than ten charities—his life philosophy is that he came with nothing and will leave with nothing.
by Numerati September 29, 2024
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Zero is the number of points which AEK Athens gained in the Champions League season 2018-2019. Zero points is the worst a team can ever accomplish.
AEK Athens gained zero points this season. PAOK Thessaloniki will do the same next year.
by CyborgGR December 12, 2018
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Zero

The probability that this has only to do with big floppy weiners and retard sex cults.
Hym "Otherwise it wouldn't have had the effect that it's had..."

Iam "You gotta stop doing that."

Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."

Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."

Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."

Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."

Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
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Zeros royal guard

Girls that are down for to be loyal royal guards for zeros kingdom
Who are you? I’m apart of zeros royal guard!!
by Zero!!! June 29, 2021
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Zero

Zero is the kindest person that you could ever meet. they love angsty romance and action-packed animes like JJBA, and Madoka Magica. Don't forget how masculine and swag they are.
'Have you talked to Zero today? I told the moon about him, and they're my favorite Space boy.'
by swagpersonlol June 14, 2021
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Zero

A song by The Smashing Pumpkins which has an even better guitar solo than Wasted Years by Iron Maiden and that's saying something.
Iron Maiden is my favourite band don't get me wrong, but The Smashing Pumpkins smashed the guitar solo for Zero so much in fact it is better than Wasted Years.
by UltimateDoge July 27, 2022
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Zero Pops

How many drinks it would take to fuck another person.
McGowan: Hey Nicky, you think that chick is hot?
Nicky: ZERO POPS
by BC1969 March 24, 2022
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