Zach

A cowardly snack that will betray you even for the smallest piece of meat.

Did you meet that guy?
yeah he's such a Zach

by bobert1344513 May 22, 2022

Zach

The sexiest sex God of all mankind

She thinks I'm a Zach

by MamaBearz November 23, 2021

Zach Day

Calling all Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakary and all the variations of Zacs! On 12th of September, you OWN this world! We celebrate the gift of Zac being our friend/family. It’s a great day for the whole world as we celebrate all of the Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys out there. Even though there may be a definition on Urban Dictionary about how much Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys suck, but that ain’t true.

YOU’RE AWESOME ZAC/ZACH/ZAK/ZACHARY!!!!!!!

Friends of Zac: HAPPY ZACH DAY ZACH!
Zach: IT’S THE BEST DAY EVER WOOOOO!

by Unknown Birb September 9, 2020

Zach

That one Bitch who smokes pot, hangs out with people, but has a horrendous past.
The one who fucking devours the people in his path, and will not stop, until he has devoured them all.

Boy 1: so have you seen him
Boy 2: Seen who?
boy 72: the black man.
boy 3: Oh Zach

by Jackson Wardrobe March 27, 2022

zach

a guy bestfriend who can always make you laugh even in shitty and serious time he always loves to hangout with his friend and he is very much a dumbass and he is not skinny he likes to diss his friends alot but that just means he loves them he is also a very horney person and jacks off three times a day maybe even more

zach:ur so fucking annoying
friend:i love u too

by pitbulls247 October 4, 2020

Zach Herron

A really hot guy who is in a band called Why Shouldn't We.... no, Why Don't We. (My bad)
He has a boyfriend named Jack Avery (jachary muh doods)
He has a girlfriend named Kay Cook, currently.

Friend: Who's that on your profile pic @imrubyherron ?
Me: It's my 'mentally dating husband', Zach Herron

Or in another occasion...

Friend: Who's the best ship in WDW
Me: Definetely #jachary. Zach Herron and Jack Avery

by @imrubyherron January 9, 2019

Zaching

To Zach. Zaching is another word for being a self centred sad narcissist. Often tries to derail conversations by making it about them, often through pretending to be mentally ill. Usually found in group chats

"Sorry for Zaching real quick, but I'm so fuckin depressed lmao"

by TheKeybladeMaster July 22, 2019