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YouTube Morphing 

When you unintentionally start quoting/ acting like your favorite YouTuber because they are all you watch ever so they're non stop in your mind 24/7.
Person 1- "Urgh I'm so short!"
Person 2- "Get legs, boi"
Person 1- "Dude, you're Youtube morphing into Jenna Marbles"
YouTube Morphing by Smoked Silver August 30, 2016

YouTube Professional 

This refers to a person, typically a middle school or high school kid, who is so completely jaded from watching the most extreme sports stunts and best tricks of pro riders - on YouTube all the time ( e.g. bmx, skateboarding, scooters that he walks around in his daily life thinking everybody who can’t do all those tricks suck. The “YouTube Pro” is often at the skatepark mocking people about how bad they are, saying things like: “He can’t even do a back flip” .....when the sad truth is- the YouTube Pro can’t do ANY tricks at all, and rarely does he even try to. He has just become delusional of his own reality and thinks he is on a higher pro level now because of all those videos he has watched.
Jerry is at the skatepark and sees somebody trying to learn 360’s . Jerry starts talking about how doing quad backflip 360s is the new normal and proceeds to laughs at that person “just trying 3s” .... Jerry sure has become a YouTube Professional now

YouTube and hang

Sit around by yourself

...endlessly watching content, no sexual desires...
I'm going to go home and YouTube and hang, (clothes optional e.g let it all hang out ... or otherwise) meaning I will go to my house watch YouTube and go to bed, alone .
YouTube and hang by Ashally aHche February 11, 2018

Youtube Hoarder 

A person who uses Youtube on a frequent basis, and has an obsession with ensuring that any good video they have ever seen will not be forgotten or unable to be found again by them in the future, so they have many playlists overflowing with hundreds if not thousands of videos that they'll never come back to, with the exception of 2 or 3.
Johnny: "Hey Tom, what was the name of that funny video with the Boston Terrier that you showed me at the beginning of the year?"
Tom: "Hold on, let me check my playlists.........Let's see, I would have filed that under either 'Dogs' or 'Funny'.... give me a minute."

*5 minutes pass.*

Johnny: "No luck in the Dogs and Funny playlists, huh?"
Tom: "Hold on, I'm still looking through the 'Funny' playlist."
Johnny: "After 5 minutes!? Jesus, how many videos are in that playlist!?"
Tom: "412."
Johnny: "Jesus Christ Tom! Have you even started the "Dog Playlist yet!?"
Tom: "No, and I'm not looking forward to it. 155 in that one."
Johnny: "Tom, I think you might be a Youtube Hoarder."
Youtube Hoarder by Lavadog84 August 5, 2018

YouTube Tap 

When you tap your phone screen to see how long is left on the video. This can also be done with people.
David: Did I tell you about that time I swam to Alaska?
Mitch: No, i don't think so...
David: Well I was trying to beat the record for-
Mitch: *taps David in the face*
David: 6:23
Mitch:...
David: Did you just YouTube Tap me?
Mitch:... Yes...
YouTube Tap by ThePotatoKing August 19, 2018

youtube freek10

Youtube freek10 is a small insignificant little s*** head with a tiny dick just to put his Tiny Dick In perspective in order for him to have protected sex he has to cut the pinky finger off of a extra small latex glove because he cannot fit into a condom YouTube free is also an annoying little Squeaker on Xbox that almost no one likes there's a squeaker there's a faget and then there's a YouTube freek
There's a tiny dick and then there's a youtube freek10 dick
youtube freek10 by Ronin R6 November 11, 2018