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woke scout

Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.
Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."

Nomral people: *roll eyes*
by Based Fiend August 10, 2024
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Woke

The ideal of being a pussy ass bitch. Usually accompanied by being offended easily and having a vag.
I think I heard Toby's vag flapping in the wind. He's a woke ass little bitch.
by Itstimebaby March 12, 2023
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woke

The act of leftists to purposefully subvert conservative based beliefs (faith, family, freedom).
'Hate Speech' is a tool used by the woke to prevent free speech, which is protected by the first amendment.
by Smell Test October 16, 2023
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Woke

A word used by conservatives to bash people who care about human rights, calling them "dangerous", and "ideology" that "must" be "erased", even if they never did anything wrong, conservatives still act like it's the end of the world yet call us snowflakes. This term means be aware of racial and discriminatory prejudices.
1. Oh no! Spreading awareness that transgender people are being unfairly targeted by extremists? Woke!
2. He called me "woke" because I said I just want to live without fear of persecution.
3. No!!!!! You can't say that racism exists! Woke!!!!
by hahaitsmebamba June 2, 2023
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woke

Putting some kind of social agenda over facts, logic, or known science, or believing something that is not true because personal feelings override conventional logic. Can also be used to describe someone who views everything through a racial or social justice lens.

Examples: "I failed my math exam. My teacher must be a racist, even though I didn't study or understand the lectures."

"I didn't have as many or as good qualifications as the other candidates, but I wasn't hired because I'm a woman and the person hiring is sexist."
Jane: "Actually, men CAN get pregnant! You need to educate yourself!!"
Joe: "What the fuck is wrong with Jane? Is she retarded?"
John: "No, she's woke."
by Darkphil March 14, 2023
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Woke

Woke : what you said was very offensive, stop mansplaining us!, KILL ALL MEN!

P2: I just liked your shoes bruh
by Madladwhosvlad December 7, 2022
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