BUS WANKER

A person that takes the bus to and from work or school. someone who is generally to lazy to walk a short distance so they get the bus.

People on the bus will often get called bus wankers by people passing.

Old people will use the bus. just because it's free. Not because there lazy. they could run the marathon.

YOUR MUMS A BUS WANKER

by MR BUS WANKER October 6, 2009

wankerlicous

a yummy wanker

yo that is wankerlicious

by Cullen White May 3, 2004

wicker park chauncy

a wicker park chauncy wears black jeans and fake vans to the pool. they buy top of the line road bikes they can't ride. they buy rides they can't drive. they mooch. they are cooler than you. they drink better beer than you. they need more tatoos. they like better music than you. they are not hipsters. they are not living in wicker park because it's convient to work, they are living in wicker park because it's convient to work. they also are not being chauncy.

ever since bluecardude moved to the park, he's been a real wicker park chauncy.

by bucktown badass June 29, 2009

Fat Wanker

A great big fat nordic wanker

A Flower

by ME December 4, 2003

bitch wanker

One who wanks bitches

Yep, she's a bitch wanker

by The Buffy September 7, 2006

Willy Wanker

A small guy with pubes longer than his dick

Guy1: My friends call me a willy wanker
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: Since my pubes are so long, every time I beat my meat I just pull on my pubes...
Guy 2: HA....Willy Wanker...

by bigShmoke February 19, 2017

Wanker

Term for someone who has no accomplishments to speak of, wastes time or is not productive, a jerk-off.

Don't expect Ken to finish that report on time, he's a total wanker.

by Wes Ferguson July 7, 2005