Simple Willy

to get a blowjob from a random girl. straight blowjob, no bullshit. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol' blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said blowjob for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple willy otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.

Steve- "hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?"

Frank- "yeah dude she gave me a simple willy"

Steve- "you son of a bitch thats random"

Frank- "i know"

by duckfudger October 11, 2011

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The Willy Wonka

When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.

I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"

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by Briano R February 21, 2017

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chug willis

a native american that drinks alcohol in a Bruce Willis Die Hard way

Take a look at fucking chug willis over there.

by 64728 June 5, 2008

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Abstruse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was difficult to penetrate.

"The BANDITS couldn't get in the building, 'cause it was too Abstruse Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

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willy milk

The white elixor a man shoots out the head his penis during sexual activity when he achieves orgasm. The willy milk will usually be spilled on the female's face or titty as the man will usually avoid the vagine as not to get stuck paying child support. shit dawg.

"Baby I got ur willy milk right here in these big ass balls, why don't get on ur knees and take a sip"

by DANKUSMALFOY October 4, 2020

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